superwholock and a whole bunch of random shit


yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

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who the fuck chooses the actors in infomercials

(Source: guy, via lohanthony)


I don’t even press play anymore I just reblog

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